"School Daze" Exam time is fun time. Sometimes the exams are harder on the teacher than on the students. The following were discovered on exam papers: "William Tell invented the telephone." "Two occupations of the civilized race are work and looking for work." "A circle is a round line with no kinks in it, joined up so as not to show where it began." "To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow." "An antique is something no one would be seen with if there were more of them, but which everyone wants when no one has any." ****** A teacher annoyed by his clock-watching students pasted a cardboard sign over the clock which read: "Time will pass - will YOU?" ****** Now I lay me down to rest, Tomorrow I have another test; If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take. ****** Teacher: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Freshman: The cat has its claws at the end of its paws, and the comma has its pause at the end of it clause. ****** Teacher: What is the difference between a hill and a pill? Senior: One is hard to get up; the other is hard to get down.

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